I will quote your daughter:

MOOOOOOOOM!

Such a title, I presume, should merit some sort of an explanation. However, I invoke the line, "It is what it is" here. See, really, I can only say so much without divulging more than is necessary. Take note that this is not an attempt at being vague. This is just an objective observation of recent circumstances, sans the facts that makes people all giddy and mushy and go "boo" on you.

I will not embellish this thought-turned-text with any more seemingly misleading statements. I just had to issue the prior "warning" so as to fool myself into believing that I am not happier than I think I am. I think what I really want to say is that...

... these last three days were simply the best weekend of my life so far.

Smile for me, motherfuckers.